The inaugural post for worshipping at the altar of Stephen Moffat.
From Stephen's series Press Gang:
Lynda Day: Can we please just stop this? Can we for once act like two normal people?
Spike Thomson: Hey, I can act like two normal people if you can.
Susan: Sally, for once in your life, why not appreciate a man for what he is, not what you can make him into?
Sally: I'm going to do that. Of course I'm going to do that.
Jane: So, when can we meet him?
Sally: When he's finished.
Jane: I really though I'd gone to his house, you know, to heal our spiritual divide, but it tuned out I was just gagging for a shag! Those two are so similar.
From the Doctor Who episode 'The Doctor Dances'
[when asked by Rose to dance]
The Doctor: Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete...
All quotes plagiarised directly from imdb.com